Rabu, 02 Desember 2009

If You Love Someone... in Many Versions

The Original......

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, she`s never was....

The New Versions.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, as expected, she`s never was ...

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don`t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

(2) If you love someone,
Set her free ... but get someone to follow her

(3) If you love someone,
...
are you sure you love that someone?

Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, go get her !

Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don`t even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down !

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn`t comes back within some timeout, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn`t comes back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
* repeat *

Student in the midst of an exam period:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back during the exam period, set her free again, and go and study ...
If she doesn`t comes back during the exam period, god bless.
If she doesn`t comes back at all, god bless you too.

Tidak ada komentar:

Posting Komentar