Selasa, 29 Desember 2009

My End of Year Holiday Routinity

I hate to saying this... But most part of this picture is true to me.
How about you?

Sabtu, 26 Desember 2009

13 Santa's Secrets

Christmast is over. Now we're entering New Years Eve and waiting for next christmast...
Wait, I'm sure you never know about Santa's secrets! Next years when Santa comes to your house, just ask him if they were true or not. Maybe he would give you double present to keep you silent!

1. Never force your screaming kid onto my lap. Just bring him close and give me a few minutes. I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.

2. Some of us get bonuses for making our daily photo quota. So please forgive me if I try to move things along.

3. I make around $10,000 a season doing this, but cut me some slack. Between October and December, most of us work about forty 10-hour days and listen to 30,000 children.

4. Wondering why both of my white-gloved hands are always where you can see them? Ask my lawyer.

5. I’m sorry Grandma is in heaven or that Mom and Dad have split up. But even Santa can only do so much, so let’s just stick with what you’d like to unwrap on the big day.

6. Want to have more than just a few seconds with me? Skip the mall. Let’s meet at your kid’s preschool or a photo studio that invites Santa in for special portraits.

7. As a matter of fact, I did go to school for this. Topics of study: how to hold children, manage sticky conversations, and care for my hair and beard.

8. I don’t have total recall. Don’t come back after a few minutes and ask what your kid requested. Stand close enough to listen.

9. Those of us with real beards think we’re superior. But the best of the rest of us pay as much as $3,000 to wig makers to make us authentic-looking whiskers.

10. I see you vigorously nodding your head, but even so, I will never, ever promise anything to a child.

11. Boys tend to give it to you straight: “I want a Game Boy and a remote control car.” Little girls want to explain everything.

12. Is Santa real? “Well,” I reply, pinching myself and grimacing, “I feel real.”

13. I’ve been kicked in the shins, hit in the groin, scratched, bitten, and peed on. But there’s a reason I keep doing this year after year: This is the best work I’ve ever found.

Rabu, 23 Desember 2009

Jingle Bells in Punjabi

Christmast is coming! All of you already set up a christmast tree in your house? Or already brought a Santa Claus costume to cheer your little one?
Unfortunately I don't celebrate Christmast, but I sent you this annoying Punjabi style Jingle Bell clip. Merry Christmast and have a nice holiday for all of you!

Jumat, 18 Desember 2009

Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love (Death Metal Version)

Original Bee Gees live performance clip with hillarious How Deep Is Your Love in death metal!
Which one do you prefer, the original version or death metal version?

Kamis, 17 Desember 2009

Santa & Tiger Woods

Two hottest person this month in blogsphere, Santa and Tiger Woods posing together...

Senin, 14 Desember 2009

How to Recycle Your Old Computers

Just giving some ideas how to reuse your old computer like a guy should...

Minggu, 13 Desember 2009

History of Christmast Carols

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly Gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess Something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He Flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He Shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and Finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just What do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

Jumat, 11 Desember 2009

Do You Know How To...?

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.

Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"

Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case.

Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!"

The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"

Sabtu, 05 Desember 2009

Cool Bus Stop Dancing

Waiting for bus is a boring routinity that some of us should do everyday, how if we add some Michael Jackson style dancing?

Jumat, 04 Desember 2009

Funny Adv Clip - Hamsters Playing Jazz

Yesterday I posted a funny roller baby clip on my other blog, which is actually an advertisement clip of a mineral water product. Now I found another adv clip from other mineral water product, showing hamsters playing jazz... Mineral water advertisement are getting funnier these days, don't you think so? I love jazz but I've met some people who hate jazz... I think this clip will change up their mind.

Rabu, 02 Desember 2009

If You Love Someone... in Many Versions

The Original......

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, she`s never was....

The New Versions.....

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, as expected, she`s never was ...

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don`t worry, she will come back.

(1) If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

(2) If you love someone,
Set her free ... but get someone to follow her

(3) If you love someone,
are you sure you love that someone?

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, she`s yours,
If she doesn`t, go get her !

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don`t even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down !

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn`t comes back within some timeout, forget her.

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn`t comes back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
* repeat *

Student in the midst of an exam period:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back during the exam period, set her free again, and go and study ...
If she doesn`t comes back during the exam period, god bless.
If she doesn`t comes back at all, god bless you too.

Selasa, 01 Desember 2009

Healing Program

An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.

The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed.

Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. Then the preacher said "Ok now for you at home put your hand on the part of your body you want fixed and say this prayer with me."

So the little old lady put her hand on her heart, because she had a very bad heart. And the little old man put his hands on his crotch.

The little old lady turned to her husband and said "He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"