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Selasa, 29 Desember 2009

My End of Year Holiday Routinity

I hate to saying this... But most part of this picture is true to me.
How about you?

Sabtu, 26 Desember 2009

13 Santa's Secrets

Christmast is over. Now we're entering New Years Eve and waiting for next christmast...
Wait, I'm sure you never know about Santa's secrets! Next years when Santa comes to your house, just ask him if they were true or not. Maybe he would give you double present to keep you silent!

1. Never force your screaming kid onto my lap. Just bring him close and give me a few minutes. I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.

2. Some of us get bonuses for making our daily photo quota. So please forgive me if I try to move things along.

3. I make around $10,000 a season doing this, but cut me some slack. Between October and December, most of us work about forty 10-hour days and listen to 30,000 children.

4. Wondering why both of my white-gloved hands are always where you can see them? Ask my lawyer.

5. I’m sorry Grandma is in heaven or that Mom and Dad have split up. But even Santa can only do so much, so let’s just stick with what you’d like to unwrap on the big day.

6. Want to have more than just a few seconds with me? Skip the mall. Let’s meet at your kid’s preschool or a photo studio that invites Santa in for special portraits.

7. As a matter of fact, I did go to school for this. Topics of study: how to hold children, manage sticky conversations, and care for my hair and beard.

8. I don’t have total recall. Don’t come back after a few minutes and ask what your kid requested. Stand close enough to listen.

9. Those of us with real beards think we’re superior. But the best of the rest of us pay as much as $3,000 to wig makers to make us authentic-looking whiskers.

10. I see you vigorously nodding your head, but even so, I will never, ever promise anything to a child.

11. Boys tend to give it to you straight: “I want a Game Boy and a remote control car.” Little girls want to explain everything.

12. Is Santa real? “Well,” I reply, pinching myself and grimacing, “I feel real.”

13. I’ve been kicked in the shins, hit in the groin, scratched, bitten, and peed on. But there’s a reason I keep doing this year after year: This is the best work I’ve ever found.

Rabu, 23 Desember 2009

Jingle Bells in Punjabi

Christmast is coming! All of you already set up a christmast tree in your house? Or already brought a Santa Claus costume to cheer your little one?
Unfortunately I don't celebrate Christmast, but I sent you this annoying Punjabi style Jingle Bell clip. Merry Christmast and have a nice holiday for all of you!

Jumat, 18 Desember 2009

Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love (Death Metal Version)

Original Bee Gees live performance clip with hillarious How Deep Is Your Love in death metal!
Which one do you prefer, the original version or death metal version?

Kamis, 17 Desember 2009

Santa & Tiger Woods

Two hottest person this month in blogsphere, Santa and Tiger Woods posing together...

Senin, 14 Desember 2009

How to Recycle Your Old Computers

Just giving some ideas how to reuse your old computer like a guy should...